INDIANA JONES CRITICIZED FOR FAILING TO KILL HITLER
BERKLEY – Indiana Jones has come under intense criticism following a biography of the famous archeologist revealed how in the late 1930s Dr. Jones failed to kill the Nazi leader Adolf Hitler. Esteemed...
View Article5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT MATT DAMON
HOLLYWOOD – The Facts about Matt Damon have long been hidden from public view, but the Studio Exec knows no fear, except for fear itself and litigation and so on we go with Good Will FACT Hunting if...
View ArticleBARACK OBAMA CONSIDERS LAW TO PREVENT INDIANA JONES 5
HOLLYWOOD – The President of the United States of America Barack Obama is considering a possible legislative solution to the imminent threat of Indiana Jones 5. Responding to the news that Harrison...
View ArticleDONALD TRUMP WELCOMES INDIANA JONES 5
HOLLYWOOD – Donald Trump has welcomed the news that Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford are getting together to make Indiana Jones 5. Donald Trump told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY that Indiana Jones 5...
View ArticleSTAR WARS v INDIANA JONES ‘NOT IMPOSSIBLE’ SAYS GEORGE LUCAS
HOLLYWOOD – George Lucas today spoke of how it would ‘not be entirely impossible’ for a future Star Wars – Indiana Jones crossover movie. George Lucas walked into the Studio Exec bungalow like a man...
View ArticleMOVIE INDUSTRY TRUSTS FUTURE TO MAN WHO DESTROYED MUSIC INDUSTRY
HOLLYWOOD – The movie industry has called on the man who destroyed the music industry to help them ensure the future of the movie industry. Sean Parker, the man behind Napster, Spotify and the boom in...
View ArticleTOP SPIELBERG FILMS BILLY ZANE-D BY JAMES CAMERON
HOLLYWOOD – It’s the new trend that is taking over Hollywood and all of Steven Spielberg’s films have now been Billy Zane-d. To Zane a movie is to digitally insert Billy Zane into a film in order to...
View ArticleGOOD NEWS: WORLD TO END BEFORE INDIANA JONES 5
HOLLYWOOD – Scientists revealed today that humanity would in all likelihood be extinct prior to the release of Indiana Jones 5, much to the relief of everybody. A combination of nuclear proliferation,...
View Article5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT JEFF GOLDBLUM
HOLLYWOOD – Everybody knows that Jeff Goldblum is the best actor in the world and a one man meme generator, but what do we really know about the man who still prefers to be known to his closest...
View ArticleTOM HANKS TO PLAY STEVEN SPIELBERG
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Hanks is to play Steven Spielberg in a new biopic of Hollywood’s most successful director. Written and directed by George Lucas, Spielberg will show the growth of the director as an...
View ArticleSTRANGER THINGS SEASON 2 TO BE WRITTEN BY STEPHEN KING
HOLLYWOOD – Season 2 of Stranger Things will be penned by Stephen King, it was revealed today. It was the hit of the Summer. A genuinely thrilling Netflix Original Series and everyone was crazy for it,...
View ArticleSIR EDWIN FLUFFER RECALLS CHARLTON HESTON
HOLLYWOOD- Sir Edwin Fluffer once again delves into his personal memoirs – soon to be published as ‘Not THAT Kind of Fluffer!!!’ – to recall the actress they called the ‘Holy Arse’: Charlton Heston....
View ArticlePETER JACKSON WAKES UP AND REMEMBERS HE’S GOT A TINTIN FILM TO MAKE
WELLINGTON – Early this morning it was reported that Peter Jackson – director of King Kong, The Lovely Bones and the entire contents of JRR Tolkien’s head – awoke in a cold sweat with the realization...
View ArticleRAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK MONKEY DIES
HOLLYWOOD – 2016 claims another victim as esteemed monkey actor famous for Raiders of the Lost Ark dies. The film world is in mourning today as news came in that George Applethwaite, the monkey actor...
View ArticleSHIA LABEOUF SUFFERING FROM THE CURSE OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
HOLLYWOOD – Shia LaBeouf claims Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull almost destroyed his entire life. Noted actor and performance artist Shia LaBeouf has spoken for the first time about...
View ArticleFIVE FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT ALDEN EHRENREICH
HOLLYWOOD – Five Facts you never knew about the new Han Solo Alden Ehrenreich. Everybody knows Alden Ehrenreich from… is going to be the new Han Solo, but what do we really know about him. We sent the...
View ArticleFOREST WHITAKER NOT AN ACTUAL FOREST, IT IS CONFIRMED
HOLLYWOOD – Arrival star Forest Whitaker is not actually a forest, it has been confirmed. Star of such films as Bird, Ghost Dog and Species, Forest Whitaker has been around for many years. However, the...
View ArticleJJ ABRAMS WORKING ON JAWS PREQUEL
HOLLYWOOD – Following his success rejuvenating one 70s blockbuster, JJ Abrams is turning his attention to Steven Spielberg’s Jaws. Hardly a day goes by without someone yelling: ‘where oh where is the...
View ArticleINDIANA JONES 5 A NATIONAL PRIORITY, SAYS TRUMP
HOLLYWOOD – Donald Trump placed Indiana Jones 5 at the top of his budget yesterday. President Trump – two words as unappealing as edible toilet – mentioned only one movie in his budget – Indiana Jones...
View ArticleSTEVEN SPIELBERG USES AIR QUOTES WHEN TALKING ABOUT INDIANA JONES 5
HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg uses air quotes whenever talking about Indiana Jones 5, it was revealed today. Jaws and Lincoln director Steven Spielberg always uses air quotes whenever discussing Indiana...
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